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These are my first-person commentaries on parenting and family life.

Neanderdad Finds A Perfect Christmas Tree

23 Tuesday Dec 2014

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When the last piece of Thanksgiving pumpkin pie had been served and eaten, Neanderdad’s offspring quickly turned their full attention to the last and most important holiday on the calendar—Christmas.  And the very next day, with the warm light of November still shining down upon them, Neanderdad and his family were walking through a large field full of christmas trees, trying  to find one that they all agreed upon. Continue reading →

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Parenting is Easy

20 Monday May 2013

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This Essay appears in the May edition of the Burlingame Mother’s Club Newsletter

Time is short for us now. Soon the BMC will eject my wife and I from their warm embrace.  We will be cast out, as all seasoned parents are eventually cast out. It’s not like we broke some rule. To the contrary. We followed the tenets of the BMC closely and raised our kids diligently. However, our youngest son will soon age-out of the BMC. He will cross the threshold and we will no longer qualify for membership. The BMC won’t want us around. We will know too much. Continue reading →

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Neanderdad Tales, the New illustrated book now available on iBookstore

23 Sunday Dec 2012

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The first ten Neanderdad Tales are included in this beautifully illustrated collection of Neanderdad stories, including Neanderdad Explains Christmas, perfect for this holiday season.  Great for Dads of all ages!

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Dad is Thy Co-Pilot

16 Thursday Jun 2011

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Motherhood.  Its not a job for the faint of heart.  And you mothers that read this newsletter are in the toughest part of the toughest job.  The early years are simply brutal.  Day by day, you are struggling to pull it all together against formidable challenges.  Luckily, most of you have a co-pilot to help share the load.  And, as it turns out, it is that time of year when the world, led by Hallmark, turns it gaze of appreciation toward the co-pilot and makes him the guest of honor on that copycat of holidays, Father’s day.

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Parenting Clichés

02 Wednesday Jun 2010

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Greetings mother’s of Burlingame (and their support staff).  It is my great pleasure to communicate with you again with this, my third annual Father’s Day column.  My first column explored Fatherhood Fictions.  My second introduced my alter ego, Neanderdad.  This year, I am writing to encourage every parent out there to know and love their parenting clichés. Continue reading →

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Neanderdad’s little headbanger

17 Wednesday Mar 2010

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Neanderdad

01 Monday Jun 2009

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A while back I wrote some fatherhood fictions about my family.  A few fake anecdotes to pass the time.  But recently, I’ve been considering more serious matters.  Painful truths about being a father, which I have uncovered.  I want to write about the greatest riddle of parenting:   why is there such a horribly unfair distribution of innate parenting skills between fathers and mothers?    Continue reading →

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